01012012: you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
samueloser: imaslytherinbitch: pink-mama: imaslytherinbitch: just a friendly reminder that this guy is actually this guy I hold my judgement until he smiles.
That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
styleswhore: willow smith is 11 and she’s worth $4 million i’m fifteen and i’m worth a piece of confetti at the olympics
annawintour: enjoy these olympics they are your last
metal-guru: fr3aksh0ww: mpregbert: magikarpschoiceass: mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse i identify as a horse and this offends me i identify as offends and this horses me I offend horses, identify me. i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
methlabrador: in 3 short years kids who were born in 2000 will be 15 and that is the most horrifying thing ive realized in a long long time
i will never understand the physics behind british people losing their accents when they sing
promo4homo: seductive-black-man: okay i searched ‘canoeing outfit’ for something i was writing and i it looks like he’s rowing out of a vagina
videohall: Dog keeps falling asleep, but won’t lay down
katara: water. earth. fire-
me: AIR. LONG AGO, THE FOUR NATIONS LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY. BUT THEN, EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED. ONLY THE AVATAR, MASTER OF ALL FOUR ELEMENTS COULD STOP THEM. BUT, WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. A HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND MY BROTHER AND I DISCOVERED THE NEW AVATAR, AN AIRBENDER NAMED AANG. AND ALTHOUGH HIS AIRBENDING SKILLS ARE GREAT, HE HAS A LOT TO LEARN BEFORE HE'S READY TO SAVE ANYONE. BUT I BELIEVE, AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD.
gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn
lalondes: pizzaforpresident: professorhalfwitts: i am packed and ready for vacation this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen
anrdew: xfaceghostx: ass-salad: ass-salad: hey if they can get a canada day why dont we have an america day WAIT I JUST REALIZED THE FOURTH OF JULY NOBODY REBLOG THIS Ha ass salad what a fag
book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and diced or...
dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls my a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says “where do these go?” and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina” and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
fuckeli: plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
cas-i-said-legs: roliepolieoliescolon: so when did the olympics start i just got home from work They started around 776 BC in Greece.
murderrrrrrrs: are you from china? cause you make my everything
me: *getting tanned from the brightness of my laptop screen*