September 2012
dedicatedto5boys:
logans-v-and-dimples:
mikey-way-galaxy:
mikey-way-galaxy:
isetmynarwhalsonfire:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the food
And Arwin
THIS IS SO ACCURATE
August 2012
When this played, everyone knew to shut up.
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss
tomatoneedles:
accusativeofexclamation:
achangingaltar:
billyraysiren:
greek mythology is all fun and games until someone has sex with zeus then shit goes down and hera comes up with her jealous ass ready to whoop some bitch
Or someone sleeps with a bull, or turns you into a rock or a tree or some shit. Fuck’n Greeks, man.
goddess of motherhood more like goddess of pms
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
fuckyeahloldemort:
wtf do you people search to find these pictures
christianmingle:
one time i was in a pringles ad and all the kids from my school found it and people started making it their profile pictures and printing it out and calling me pringle boy
it was a rough month
When my Asian friends get anything less than an... →
10knotes:
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
odair:
more like
beefmilk:
bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology
theatticdemos:
wrists-of-crimson:
how do you politely push someone off a cliff